Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Story #190 - Made An Error - MBD #30

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Made An Error
by Dan Schwartz

I wanted to live in the land of bad decisions. In order to live in the land of bad decisions, you have to make some bad decisions.

I made an error! In an excel spreadsheet! And now everything is terrible! Oh well! I guess everyone has to do what I say anyway. THIS IS HOW IT IS! THIS IS THE WAY THE WORLD IS! OK EVERYONE DO WHAT I SAY! IT DOESN"T MATTER WHAT HAPPENED! IT JUST HAPPENED!

SORRY ABOUT THE WORLD EVERYBODY

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Monday, April 29, 2013

Story #189 - Had A Vision - MBD #29

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Had A Vision
by Dan Schwartz

I wanted to live in the land of bad decisions. In order to live in the land of bad decisions, you have to make some bad decisions.

I had a vision… it's not worth talking about though. Let's forget it ever happened. Instead would you like a product?? I've got so many to sell you. Specifically these incredibly sharp knives. It may seem unrelated (SPOILER: The vision was that I should become a knife salesman) but the truth is with these knives you can SLICE through uncertainty and DICE your way to clarity. Let's all achieve enlightenment!!! Oops I wasn't supposed to say that um these knives can cut a tomato in half, how many knives can do that??

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Sunday, April 28, 2013

Story #188 - Took A Class - MBD #28

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Took A Class
by Dan Schwartz

I wanted to live in the land of bad decisions. In order to live in the land of bad decisions, you have to make some bad decisions.

Look we all know where this is going to go, I take a class and try to learn something, but I do a bad job of it and then something happens, and I either feel bad about it or go to a hospital. Let's get it over with.

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Saturday, April 27, 2013

Story #187 - Visited A Fishery - MBD #27

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Visited a Fishery
by Dan Schwartz

I wanted to live in the land of bad decisions. In order to live in the land of bad decisions, you have to make some bad decisions.

I always wanted to go to a fishery! Let's go let's go right now! Come on come on let's go to the fishery let's go wait this is it what is this what are you doing to these fish oh my GOD! What the HELL! SHIT! Oh no all I wanted was a fish now everything is ruined please make it stop I'm so sorry! OK time to leave the fishery!

That was close, that was a close one, let's never do that again, let's never go anywhere like that again.

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Friday, April 26, 2013

Story #186 - Read A Book - MBD #26

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Read A Book
by Dan Schwartz

I wanted to live in the land of bad decisions. In order to live in the land of bad decisions, you have to make some bad decisions.

I was out of options so I read a book, but it didn't help me, I don't feel anything else after than I did before, what happened, you should have been specific about what book to read, I got one that was crap. Seriously I feel nothing! That was a huge waste of time! I guess I got some practice recognizing numbers and letters? Man I hate to say this but I think that was the worst thing I've ever done, man, I got to take a break and just think about this, I need some time.

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Thursday, April 25, 2013

Story #185 - Used An Acronym - MBD #25

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Used An Acronym
by Dan Schwartz

I wanted to live in the land of bad decisions. In order to live in the land of bad decisions, you have to make some bad decisions.

Let's go SCUBA Diving! Now what does scuba stand for? Glad you asked, it's an "Acronym!" That stands for abbreviated synergy representing over nine-hundred of your mom! That's right! SCUBA is an "acronym" and it means simulated chutzpah underwater breathing apparatus. It's impossible and doesn't exist! See that's what an "acronym" is!

It's so easy that even YOU can use it, you being an "acronym" for you, only unimpressed! I see that you think this is a bad idea? Yes. It is. Thank you for your time.

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Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Story #184 - Became Disillusioned - MBD #24

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Became Disillusioned
by Dan Schwartz

I wanted to live in the land of bad decisions. In order to live in the land of bad decisions, you have to make some bad decisions.

Everything turned out bad! I thought it was going to be ok and it wasn't! How did it happen??? What else is an illusion? Don't you see that

Sorry I lost myself there for a second don't you

It's a problem! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

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