This one is for my friend in Indiana.
by Dan Schwartz
I wanted to live in the land of bad decisions. In order to live in the land of bad decisions, you have to make some bad decisions.
I thought, what is the point of going outside and doing anything? There was nothing that I couldn't do from my home. So I bought World Of Warcraft and I decided not do anything else but play it and sleep.
My former friends were upset, they said, that I never left the house, but, if they can't understand why I wanted to do this, then I guess they were never really my friends.
It's great. I get all my food ordered and delivered to me. I keep my own sleep schedule, it doesn't even matter. Sometimes I don't even wear clothes.
I don't miss the outside world. There wasn't much there anyway. What, buildings? Trees? Some mountains? I don't need those. There are pictures of those online anyway.
I am self-sufficient. I provide for myself. I make my own money - through Warcraft, but also I found you can take these surveys online and they pay you for it. I am thinking of venturing into other schemes as well. But other than that, I am content.
I do not need anything, nothing, not ever again.