Combined Cheese With Things That Shouldn’t Be Combined With Cheese
by Dan Schwartz
I wanted to live in the land of bad decisions. In order to live in the land of bad decisions, you have to make some bad decisions.
Here are some things I combined with cheese:
Walls. Grounds. Chimps. Small cats. Big cats. Kids. Children. Donkeys. Jeans. Windows. Monuments. Electrical outlets. Balconies. Statues. Tall buildings. Bungalows. Shacks. Sheds. Mains. Main Street. Heroin needles. Comic books. Records. Books of fiction. Books of non-fiction. Stores. Lamps. Lampposts. Night lights. Power wires. Birds. Angry Birds (the game). Monkey wrenches. Buzzsaws. Violins. A concert hall. Saxophonists. Twizzlers. Vietnam. Jet engines. Airliners. Hosts. Microphones. Libraries. Pieces of paper. Great works of art. Laundromats. Dehumidifiers. Miniature plastic stars. Soap. Performance-enhancing drugs. Twine. Feral rats. Sewers. The water supply. The mayor of the city. The bars of my jail cell.
What a mess.