Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Story #120 - Berated An Olympic Swim Team - MBD #20

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Berated An Olympic Swim Team
by Dan Schwartz

I wanted to live in the land of bad decisions. In order to live in the land of bad decisions, you have to make some bad decisions.

“You guys suck!” I yelled with my hands cupped around my mouth, to the Olympic swim team that I saw passing by.

“How did you get past security?” they said as they dried themselves after their practice.

“How did you not get past those Russians?” I said, referring to their silver medal finish in the Olympics of that year.

They started to run away.

“And can one of you learn to backstroke quickly, for fuck’s sake?” I said, as they exited the room.

Four security guards came in and removed my kidney.

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