Saturday, April 23, 2011

Story #123 - Disrespected A Lemur - MBD #23

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Disrespected A Lemur
by Dan Schwartz

I wanted to live in the land of bad decisions. In order to live in the land of bad decisions, you have to make some bad decisions.

At the zoo I went to the lemur area, where a bunch of lemurs were playing on a little island that was their home. One lemur stared at me. I sort of maybe didn’t look at him. Then I got bothered by his constant stare, so I maybe made an extremely rude gesture and maybe shouted something, that was maybe in front of a few kids or maybe a school trip.

Long story short – I can’t go back to the zoo, ever. I blame the lemur. Obviously he has some serious pull there.

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