Disrespected A Lemur
by Dan Schwartz
I wanted to live in the land of bad decisions. In order to live in the land of bad decisions, you have to make some bad decisions.
At the zoo I went to the lemur area, where a bunch of lemurs were playing on a little island that was their home. One lemur stared at me. I sort of maybe didn’t look at him. Then I got bothered by his constant stare, so I maybe made an extremely rude gesture and maybe shouted something, that was maybe in front of a few kids or maybe a school trip.
Long story short – I can’t go back to the zoo, ever. I blame the lemur. Obviously he has some serious pull there.