Jumped Out Of A Moving Train
by Dan Schwartz
I wanted to live in the land of bad decisions. In order to live in the land of bad decisions, you have to make some bad decisions.
I'm on the train, you can see me on the train, time to jump! Oh no I have jumped the wrong way, not into the fields but into a vortex, oh no it's time to get sucked into the earth's core, oh why do I have to be this way. I should have known! Starboard, not port. Next time (if there is one) I'll remember.
Oh good, it's okay, this vortex put me onto some train tracks in space! Thank god for advanced civilization. I guess it all worked out. Now I'll just have to wait.