Devoured a Wolf
by Dan Schwartz
I wanted to live in the land of bad decisions. In order to live in the land of bad decisions, you have to make some bad decisions.
I wolfed it! Hahahaha do you get it? Because there was a wolf that was alive until I decided it should be wolved by me, the wolf appreciated the irony hahaha but then it ate my stomach out. So did the wolf wolf itself? It's hard to tell. I should have thought this through. We could have talked it out! Next time I'll try not to be so combative. Both the wolf and I need to stop wolving. It's better for everyone.