Prevented A Car Crash
by Dan Schwartz
I wanted to live in the land of bad decisions. In order to live in the land of bad decisions, you have to make some bad decisions.
There was a car crash. I tried to stop it. I jumped right in the middle of it. But the cars didn't stop, and instead of preventing the car crash I became a victim of it. So, try again. This time a little before! I jumped up and down, waving a red flag. Still the same result. I think maybe they wanted to hit me this time. So one more time. What could I do? I did a cannonball into the ground and destroyed the road. The cars stopped, but they both drove into the newly created ditch. But good news! They did not hit each other.