Tried a Bread
by Dan Schwartz
I wanted to live in the land of bad decisions. In order to live in the land of bad decisions, you have to make some bad decisions.
I had never had bread in my life before. I know, right? What is with that? But there are Reasons. So anyway I thought I should get over it and I tried one. But you know what happened, of course. It was stale. I should not have bought that bread and then waited six months to get around to it. I am a busy person. These things happen. Coincidentally I am in a hospital.