by Dan Schwartz
I wanted to live in the land of bad decisions. In order to live in the land of bad decisions, you have to make some bad decisions.
I was walking and I wasn't sure about the problems but then sharks came and went and I wanted to follow them, I wanted to figure out their natural habitats. So I dove in. Then I came back out, bought a submarine, and went in after properly this time.
I found them in where they live. They were playing poker with their fins. One of them was about to fold. I used a "nuclear option." Oh no the sea