Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Story #141 - Bled Everywhere - MBD #11

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Bled Everywhere
by Dan Schwartz

I wanted to live in the land of bad decisions. In order to live in the land of bad decisions, you have to make some bad decisions.

I bled everywhere! It was an accomplishment! I started with the Statue of Liberty. They were pretty upset when I did that but I think it's ok don't you? Then it was off to the Golden Gate Bridge but to be honest no one noticed, it kind of blended in. Well that covers America, oh wait shit I forgot about Hawaii, ok that's done now. Great! Off to other lands. I hope they take kindly to me.

YOU can have some of my blood at an amazing 50% off! Just call a toll free number. Any one, it doesn't matter really.

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