Met A Tiger
by Dan Schwartz
I wanted to live in the land of bad decisions. In order to live in the land of bad decisions, you have to make some bad decisions.
You know how it goes, you meet a tiger and you think "Good times, it'll be like that movie" but it isn't it's like a different movie where you get eaten. What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck