Sunday, April 22, 2012

Story #152 - Sat - MBD #22


by Dan Schwartz

I wanted to live in the land of bad decisions. In order to live in the land of bad decisions, you have to make some bad decisions.

I was reading a whole mess of articles that said that sitting is basically the worst thing you could do. Sitting kills! the articles said. It's really bad for you, standing is better, get a standing desk, try not to sit so much. Well obviously my first reaction was to sit. There's no way! I thought. Fuck all these people. I'm never going to stand again!

Sadly as I sat down I was immediately killed. I hate to say it but all of those articles were right. So let this be a cautionary tale for you: Don't sit. Ever. It could take years off of your life.


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