Dispatches of Ill-Formed Ideas. Updated every day in April.
Thursday, April 26, 2012
Story #156 - Befriended A Tornado - MBD #26
Befriended A Tornado
by Dan Schwartz
I wanted to live in the land of bad decisions. In order to live in the land of bad decisions, you have to make some bad decisions.
Hi! My name is [redacted]. How are you? I notice you are a tornado. That is fascinating!
Its a good thing you are here. I am very interested in learning more about tornadoes. Where are you from? When you are pluralized, do you add the "e"? What's with all the wind and such? Is it dangerous? I have so many questions. Have you seen this checklist?
Anyway if you don't mind I am just going to sit over here. We can yell across this field at each other! Also I heard a rumor once about hallucinations? Listen, I don't want to stereotype, but can you tell me what is what?
All I want is an explanation of your existence. Also will you kindly not kill me?