Friday, April 27, 2012

Story #157 - Created A Bottomless Pit - MBD #27

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Created A Bottomless Pit
by Dan Schwartz

I wanted to live in the land of bad decisions. In order to live in the land of bad decisions, you have to make some bad decisions.

I always wanted a pit, so I thought really hard and hey, one appeared. Fantastic! Only thing to do is diive. Wheeeee!

OK this is fun but I think I would like to not be doing this anymore.

Hmm where is the bottom to this pit?

Fuck! OK I just have to think real hard again and one will appear.

What do you mean that doesn't work all the time???

Look I'm going to set my alarm on my phone and when it goes off this pit better have a fucking bottom.

Are we cool? Great.

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