Jumped In A Lake
by Dan Schwartz
I wanted to live in the land of bad decisions. In order to live in the land of bad decisions, you have to make some bad decisions.
This is a decisive time in your life. You NEED right now to get rid of all your things and go jump in a lake. I mean it. Turn off your computer. Turn off your phone and smash it with a hammer or other heavy object. Kick your TV out of a first-story window (it can be eaten by dogs, no harm to anyone). Just GO.
ISN"T THIS REFRESHING??? This is what you have been missing. This lake, right here, and you. Feel the cool water covering every part of you. Take it easy knowing that ducks swans snakes turtles and other life probably have no interest you and will carry on as though you were not there. Relax knowing that everything is alright forever.
Never get out of this lake. Never surface. Don't even think about it. Just stay there, and breathe. Forget everything else and it will all go away.