Uploaded A Video To YouTube
by Dan Schwartz
I wanted to live in the land of bad decisions. In order to live in the land of bad decisions, you have to make some bad decisions.
I made a video of myself singing. 1:13. So I uploaded it to YouTube! Great. It received 0 views. Then: 6. And they all left a comment. Long story short: I bulldozed my own house, burned the remains and salted the earth. I will never be seen again.