Inquired Innocently To A Local Nest Of Bees
by Dan Schwartz
I wanted to live in the land of bad decisions. In order to live in the land of bad decisions, you have to make some bad decisions.
I had a need, so I went to the local nest of bees and quite nonchalantly yet earnestly stood nearby and looked inwards. There were many bees. Good! They could help me with my need. "Excuse me," I said, "could you please FUCK SHIT DAMMIT FUCK SHIT OW FUCK