Crashed On A Couch
by Dan Schwartz
I wanted to live in the land of bad decisions. In order to live in the land of bad decisions, you have to make some bad decisions.
With a bike. I mean. It wasn't pretty. I was riding it and then suddenly a couch appeared and then I fell over but luckily (?) I landed on the couch so that's ok. But I think my bike is fucked up. Yes it has been eaten by dogs. Well so much for that. I wish I had seen this couch earlier and not been in a place with metal-devouring dogs, both of those things I guess were bad decisions. I want a do over, I want that so badly.