Climbed In A Box
by Dan Schwartz
I wanted to live in the land of bad decisions. In order to live in the land of bad decisions, you have to make some bad decisions.
There was a box there; I climbed in. Good! Great! Well done, promotions all around. How could this be construed possibly as a bad decision? it's impossible ok but what if the box was a shipping container and then it was dropped into the ocean? Well I can see how that might be an issue what if it was then opened on the outside by lobsters? Well sure I guess that might be what if a lobster carried you to the surface and then you were in his debt? OK I see where this is coming from let's wrap it up no more questions at this time.