by Dan Schwartz
I wanted to live in the land of bad decisions. In order to live in the land of bad decisions, you have to make some bad decisions.
I was on this plane and then I got off the plane. That was the bad decision. Clearly I should have stayed on, this is why: getting to be in the air all the time? Amazing! Rows? WOnderful! Overhead storage/sleeping compartments? Incredible! Why oh why did I leave the plane, can't I please live there, man come on. What airport am I in. CVG are you kidding me? Come on let me back on the plane come on