Spent A Night In A Haunted House
by Dan Schwartz
I wanted to live in the land of bad decisions. In order to live in the land of bad decisions, you have to make some bad decisions.
It was terrible! The performers told me to leave but I kept insisting I wanted to sleep there! The manager said "son, you've got to go." But what about not doing that!?!?!!! Aw man come on guys! Someone told me, "It's time to go home." Fuck you! fuck everybody! I stayed there all night, but I stayed awake because I was worried they would carry me out unconscious. I am filled with so much hate! It's all i have.