Ordered An Appletini
by Dan Schwartz
I wanted to live in the land of bad decisions. In order to live in the land of bad decisions, you have to make some bad decisions.
"One appletini please," I said. "This is a bank" I was told. "OK" I said then I fled the country and moved to a houseboat off of the coast of a different continent. There are many amenities and refinements here. I have to keep curtains over the windows though because of 1)nosiness and 2)privacy. Those two things are actually the same thing. Okay.