Thursday, April 25, 2013

Story #185 - Used An Acronym - MBD #25

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Used An Acronym
by Dan Schwartz

I wanted to live in the land of bad decisions. In order to live in the land of bad decisions, you have to make some bad decisions.

Let's go SCUBA Diving! Now what does scuba stand for? Glad you asked, it's an "Acronym!" That stands for abbreviated synergy representing over nine-hundred of your mom! That's right! SCUBA is an "acronym" and it means simulated chutzpah underwater breathing apparatus. It's impossible and doesn't exist! See that's what an "acronym" is!

It's so easy that even YOU can use it, you being an "acronym" for you, only unimpressed! I see that you think this is a bad idea? Yes. It is. Thank you for your time.

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