Monday, April 29, 2013

Story #189 - Had A Vision - MBD #29


Had A Vision
by Dan Schwartz

I wanted to live in the land of bad decisions. In order to live in the land of bad decisions, you have to make some bad decisions.

I had a vision… it's not worth talking about though. Let's forget it ever happened. Instead would you like a product?? I've got so many to sell you. Specifically these incredibly sharp knives. It may seem unrelated (SPOILER: The vision was that I should become a knife salesman) but the truth is with these knives you can SLICE through uncertainty and DICE your way to clarity. Let's all achieve enlightenment!!! Oops I wasn't supposed to say that um these knives can cut a tomato in half, how many knives can do that??


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